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    http://www.rinkworks.com/romantic/

    funny stuff:

    Pet Names

    To be romantic, you have to call each other names carefully crafted to make yourself and everyone around you throw up. This romance technique doubles as a passion meter way more accurate than those quarter eating machines in arcades; if you use these pet names and don’t throw up, you’re genuinely in love.

    Here’s how to construct your own pet name. Mix up the syllables “pook,” “wee,” “hon,” “oop,” and “ums,” (never use the syllables “skuzz” or “elch”), rhyme a lot, and make liberal references to baked goods. For example, (WARNING! WARNING! TURN YOUR FACE AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!), “Sweetie Pumpkin Pookums” is a perfectly acceptable and effective pet name, as are “Moopsie Cutie,” “Hunny Wunny Cakes,” and, for the extravagant, “Snookie Wookum Weetie Bunny Pie.” (It may seem odd to novices that cooked rodents would be romantic, but they are.) For best results, speak these pet names with a big dumb grin, an admiring gaze, and a high-pitched squeal, and follow it up with an exaggerated sigh of dreamy contentment. The most important thing to remember about this is never ever do this in front of me.

    so anyone would like to share their pet name for their SO? :D

    #1226177
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    hunny bunny, stud muffin

    honey, babe, baby, darling, my love, dear, bong

    #1226179
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    Haki
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    If you have to think about how to be romantic, you aren’t in love.

    #1226181
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    linnnie
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    I only use honey, hun, babe, and baby.
    I don’t use corny little names…like hunny bunny, cuppie cakes, and boo boo…unless I’m trying to gain something from being “cute,” and it’s usually an epic fail. I make myself wanna vomit lol.

    #1226183
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    [i]Originally posted by linnnie[/i]
    I only use honey, hun, babe, and baby.
    I don’t use corny little names…like hunny bunny, cuppie cakes, and boo boo…unless I’m trying to gain something from being “cute,” and it’s usually an epic fail. I make myself wanna vomit lol.

    #1226184
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    the word “bong” may be the same but i realized recently that a lady in srok khmer saying it is quite different from when a lady in the west says it. maybe it’s just me

    #1226186
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    Rollin
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    more like bong row-luy! lmao

    #1226188
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    i felt the same way dude,wen i call my hubby, normal call him (HONEY). but only word that i can call him..i cant use khmer words cause too sweet for me..wen i heard khmer lady call her men (BONG),,,dang make me goosebump…haha
    not to be offended/

    #1226190
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    I usually call him Babes but I also call my girl friends babes. So when we’re hanging together no one knows who I’m speaking to half of the time.

    I’ll call him Bong if I really really want something or if I just want to be ma-ouy.

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