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  • #1635015
    Avatar of Darony
    Darony
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    My first attempt at a French conversation

    me: slut.
    my friend: are you talking to me?
    me: yes, sorry, I typed too fast that I missed an “a”, I meant “salut”.
    my friend: lol I can’t imagine myself paring with that word.
    me: Aww! I’m sorry, I never meant to call u slut, I was trying to practice my French. lol

    #1635016
    Avatar of BophaSeanghong
    BophaSeanghong
    Participant

    My boy: toy nnoy mama (refering to his thing)
    My mom: you boy is so bad saying such thing to your grandma.
    pause. she looked at her unzipped pants.
    Mom: oh my!
    My boy: mama jenh toynoy dak keh
    My mom: …. (looking at me, ‘he was right’)
    Lolz

    #1635018
    Avatar of Kadin
    Kadin
    Moderator

    this happened today…not online though

    person: what will you give me for my birthday.
    me: nothing.
    person:
    me: are you mad? what have you given me so far?
    person: bread.
    me: heheeheh i cook and give you food every day.
    person: I give you my love.
    me: okay, i’ll give you a kiss.
    person: I don’t want your kiss.
    me: are you you sure? Kiss Chocolate candy tastes very good.
    you want “Hugs” too? I can give you that too.
    person: and left the room

    .

    [Message last modified 08-18-2011 01:50pm by Kadin]

    បានចូលសាលា មានសញ្ញាប្រ័ត មិន ប្រាកដថាមានសមត្ថភាពក្នុងកិច្ចការ នោះទេ
    #1635017
    Avatar of BophaSeanghong
    BophaSeanghong
    Participant

    I give up giving people presents. I dont think I could satisfy them. :D

    #1635019
    Avatar of Kadin
    Kadin
    Moderator

    hehehe…he calls it “toy nnoy”?
    that’s cute. I had never heard of that before.

    [i]Originally posted by BophaSeanghong[/i]
    My boy: toy nnoy mama (refering to his thing)
    My mom: you boy is so bad saying such thing to your grandma.
    pause. she looked at her unzipped pants.
    Mom: oh my!
    My boy: mama jenh toynoy dak keh
    My mom: …. (looking at me, ‘he was right’)
    Lolz

    បានចូលសាលា មានសញ្ញាប្រ័ត មិន ប្រាកដថាមានសមត្ថភាពក្នុងកិច្ចការ នោះទេ
    #1635020
    Avatar of Kadin
    Kadin
    Moderator

    when it comes to giving things, I’m good at it.

    However, I hate shopping for “presents”.

    [i]Originally posted by BophaSeanghong[/i]
    I give up giving people presents. I dont think I could satisfy them. :D

    បានចូលសាលា មានសញ្ញាប្រ័ត មិន ប្រាកដថាមានសមត្ថភាពក្នុងកិច្ចការ នោះទេ
    #1635021
    Avatar of Kadin
    Kadin
    Moderator

    Today around lunch time…

    me: I love your accent.
    person: really?
    me: yes. i think you sound so cute when you speak English.
    person: :)

    .
    later in the day

    person: ( lay down side way) Do you really like my a.s.scent?
    me: *sniff sniff* did you miss shower. It stinks.
    person: hoyyyyy 변태!!! (pervert).
    me: lolzzzz…

    .

    PS: I was sitting far away when i pretended to sniff :D

    .

    [Message last modified 08-18-2011 02:29pm by Kadin]

    បានចូលសាលា មានសញ្ញាប្រ័ត មិន ប្រាកដថាមានសមត្ថភាពក្នុងកិច្ចការ នោះទេ
    #1635022
    Avatar of Darony
    Darony
    Participant

    his mom taught him that lol…

    [i]Originally posted by Kadin[/i]
    hehehe…[b]he calls it “toy nnoy”?[/b]
    that’s cute. I had never heard of that before.

    [quote]
    [i]Originally posted by BophaSeanghong[/i]
    My boy: toy nnoy mama (refering to his thing)
    My mom: you boy is so bad saying such thing to your grandma.
    pause. she looked at her unzipped pants.
    Mom: oh my!
    My boy: mama jenh toynoy dak keh
    My mom: …. (looking at me, ‘he was right’)
    Lolz

    [/quote]

    #1635023
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    Anonymous

    My 6 months old son farted baby powder in my face. It was so cute and funny!

    #1635024
    Avatar of Darony
    Darony
    Participant

    He would never kiss me

    My lab partner and I had a late lunch n went straight to the lab from the cafeteria. Inside, the lecturer asked us to scratch some cells off our mouth’s walls and put it under the microscope then adjust the number. We couldn’t get it right so we asked the lab assistant, a very cute guy, for help. He turned it for a few second and went ” eew, dirty!”…and we went ” ooops”, and red.

    #1635025
    Avatar of Darony
    Darony
    Participant

    ahahahaha…so cute!

    [i]Originally posted by xsovanaryx[/i]
    My 6 months old son farted baby powder in my face. It was so cute and funny!

    #1635026
    Avatar of Darony
    Darony
    Participant

    *walks out*

    [i]Originally posted by Kadin[/i]
    this happened today…not online though

    [b]person:[/b] what will you give me for my birthday.
    [b] me:[/b] nothing.
    [b] person:[/b] [img]http://khmer.cc/images/boards/icons/angry.gif[/img]
    [b] me:[/b] are you mad? what have you given me so far?
    [b] person:[/b] bread.
    [b] me:[/b] heheeheh i cook and give you food every day.
    [b] person:[/b] I give you my love.
    [b] me:[/b] okay, i’ll give you a kiss.
    [b] person:[/b] I don’t want your kiss.
    [b]me:[/b] are you you sure? Kiss Chocolate candy tastes very good.
    you want “Hugs” too? I can give you that too.
    [b] person:[/b] [img]http://khmer.cc/images/boards/icons/angry.gif[/img] [i]and left the room[/i]

    .

    [Message last modified 08-18-2011 01:50pm by Kadin]

    #1635027
    Avatar of Darony
    Darony
    Participant

    lol…u sux.

    [i]Originally posted by Kadin[/i]
    Today around lunch time…

    [b] me:[/b] I love your accent.
    [b] person:[/b] really?
    [b] me:[/b] yes. i think you sound so cute when you speak English.
    [b] person:[/b] :)

    .
    later in the day

    [b] person:[/b] [i]( lay down side way)[/i] Do you really like my [i]a.s.scent[/i]?
    [b] me:[/b] *sniff sniff* did you miss shower. It stinks.
    [b] person:[/b] hoyyyyy 변태!!! (pervert).
    [b] me:[/b] lolzzzz…

    .

    PS: I was sitting far away when i pretended to sniff :D

    .

    [Message last modified 08-18-2011 02:29pm by Kadin]

    #1635028
    Avatar of Darony
    Darony
    Participant

    wat do rabbits eat?

    in a French class

    teacher: Le lapin blah blah blah ci bla blah blah?
    me: Le lapin si karot(carrot)
    class: hahahaha
    teacher: blah blah blah hahaha
    me: :p

    #1635029
    Avatar of leang_grel
    leang_grel
    Participant

    LOL…

    [i]Originally posted by Darony[/i]
    [b]My first attempt at a French conversation[/b]

    me: slut.
    my friend: are you talking to me?
    me: yes, sorry, I typed too fast that I missed an “a”, I meant “salut”.
    my friend: lol I can’t imagine myself paring with that word.
    me: Aww! I’m sorry, I never meant to call u slut, I was trying to practice my French. lol

    #1635030
    Avatar of Kadin
    Kadin
    Moderator

    he calls his thing that and mama’s thing that ahhahaha

    [i]Originally posted by Darony[/i]
    his mom taught him that lol…
    [quote]
    [i]Originally posted by Kadin[/i]
    hehehe…[b]he calls it “toy nnoy”?[/b]
    that’s cute. I had never heard of that before.

    [quote]
    [i]Originally posted by BophaSeanghong[/i]
    My boy: toy nnoy mama (refering to his thing)
    My mom: you boy is so bad saying such thing to your grandma.
    pause. she looked at her unzipped pants.
    Mom: oh my!
    My boy: mama jenh toynoy dak keh
    My mom: …. (looking at me, ‘he was right’)
    Lolz

    [/quote]
    [/quote]

    [Message last modified 08-19-2011 01:07am by Kadin]

    បានចូលសាលា មានសញ្ញាប្រ័ត មិន ប្រាកដថាមានសមត្ថភាពក្នុងកិច្ចការ នោះទេ
    #1635031
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    icyfresh
    Participant

    Not that im ignoring this topic. Just because i cant think of one yet.

    #1635032
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    impact
    Participant

    I love A B Z, It’s make me dumbest.

    #1635033
    Avatar of Menkos
    Menkos
    Participant

    We were in the car going away for the weekend, trip is about 2 hours long. My husband had the AC on SUPER COLD because it helps keep him awake when driving. I was freezing cold, our three year old was comfortable because she had her blanket. I decided to tease her a little bit.

    Me: *looks over* Hey honey, can you share your pouy (blanket) with Mommy?
    Daughter: *doesn’t say anything, hesitates, then nods head reluctantly*
    Me: Thanks honey. *pulls enough blanket over to cover just my arm*

    *five minutes passes by*

    Daughter: *wordlessly pulls back all of her blanket* (lol)
    Me: *pulls it back to cover just the arm again*

    *5-10 second tug of war ensues*

    Me: Aren’t you going to share your pouy with Momma?
    Daughter: lifts head off of carseat to look at me directly, quickly yanks her blanket back then says… “NO Mommy, IT’S NOT WORKING!”

    #1635034
    Avatar of linnnie
    linnnie
    Participant

    Me: *screaming my head off*
    Bro: *runs over* What’s wrong?!
    Me: I broke a nail!
    Bro: Really Linda?
    Me: For real! Now I gotta clip ‘em all. :(
    Bro: Fool I thought you were getting abducted or something..
    Me: Awwww…you were gonna save me? So sweet.
    Bro: Nah.. I was gonna make sure they didn’t take anything valuable.
    Me: *lol* If you hear me yelling like that again.. Check on me cause I could be getting abducted for real.

    #1635035
    Avatar of Kadin
    Kadin
    Moderator

    A phone conversation I had with my mom a few months ago.
    I posted this in my journal :D

    .
    I was trying to explain to my mom about the government shutdown.
    I didn’t know what “democrat” and “republican” were in Khmer.
    She knew them in Khmer but not in English. So, to avoid any confusion, I used “Bush” and “Obama” as names of the parties. She knew which one belonged to which.

    me: pee grom ( two groups), okay Mom? Bush and Obama.

    Mom: Tah BOos nung Tah Clintong (Bush and Clinton)

    me: Bush and Obama, Mom.

    Mom: Tah BOos nung Tah Clintong (Bush and Clinton)

    me: Mom, Clinton isn’t the president now.

    Mom: Tah BOos gaw men main president. (Bush isn’t the president either.)

    me: Ok fine…Bush and Clinton.

    .

    Finally, I got to explain to her about the shutdown.

    .

    [Message last modified 08-19-2011 03:07pm by Kadin]

    បានចូលសាលា មានសញ្ញាប្រ័ត មិន ប្រាកដថាមានសមត្ថភាពក្នុងកិច្ចការ នោះទេ
    #1635036
    Avatar of MPJones
    MPJones
    Participant

    So I busted my lip the other day while playing basketball. This is what my nephew said to me….

    JJ: Auntie, what happed to your lip?
    Me: Auntie got hurt from playing basketball at the gym.
    JJ: Why? Oh because you shoot the ball better than the guy, and he tried to cheat you.

    I couldnt stop laughing at his comment. To make it worse, my lip started bleeding even more while i was laughing. haha

    #1635037
    Avatar of yap_nass
    yap_nass
    Participant

    lol good one!

    [i]Originally posted by Darony[/i]
    [b] wat do rabbits eat?[/b]

    in a French class

    teacher: Le lapin blah blah blah ci bla blah blah?
    me: Le lapin [b]si karot(carrot)[/b]
    class: hahahaha
    teacher: blah blah blah hahaha
    me: :p

    #1635038
    Avatar of yap_nass
    yap_nass
    Participant

    My parents recently bought a coffee machine for their shop. A customer walked in:

    customer: can I please have a mochachino
    mum: pardon?
    customer: a mochachino
    mum: we don’t have that (she’s never heard of a mochachino hehe)

    Customer looked puzzled; purchased other things, then walked out.

    A few days later:

    same customer: can I please have a cafe late?
    dad: oh, that coffee machine is only for me and my wife, but it’s ok, I can make you a cafe late.

    #1635039
    Avatar of SnowGlobe
    SnowGlobe
    Participant

    My convo with my 5 yr old nephew.

    J: Ming Da can I have $160
    Me: For what J?
    J: Dance course (he starts busting it)
    Me: What kind of dance and for how many classes?
    J: All kinds and no I don’t know for the rest
    Me: Go and do your research but yeaaaa no!

    He struts away upset and pouting

    J: Ming Da, I’m kinda upset with you. Maybe you don’t want to come to my SUPER MARIO birthday party.
    Me: No prob J, I save money on not having to buy you a gift
    J: I WAS JUST JOKING – I’M SORRY!

    Hahahahhaha I <3 both my nephews but this kid is something else.

    [Message last modified 08-20-2011 03:27pm by SnowGlobe]

    #1635040
    Avatar of pR3nCess
    pR3nCess
    Participant

    Not sure if it’s funny (thought it was) but this convo was somewhat recent between a teenager relative and me and it went like this: :)

    relateen: man, i’m so bored, i want to go smoke out.

    me: the what?

    relateen: wanna go smoke out.

    me: WTF is a smoke out????

    relateen looks at me really weird like…where the heck have you been type of look…

    relateen: you knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…SMOKE OUT!!

    me: (annoyed) i heard you the first time but what does it mean exactly?

    relateen: OMG!! OMG!! (little sh!t kept saying this which annoyed me more) grrrrrrrrrr!

    me: knock that sh!t out and just TELL ME!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..

    relateen: you know, smoke until you pass out!! LHAO.

    me: Oh, hmmmm…should you be smoking? LOL

    Anyway, i’ve been using the smoke out thingie all this week just to annoy the hell out of her since she annoyed me. :)

    #1635041
    Avatar of Darony
    Darony
    Participant

    I climbed to my class on the second floor with a bag and 2 folders of exam papers in one hand and a CD player on the other. I used my butt to push open the glass door, as I slipped in I came face to face with one of my students. Apparently he was on his way out, but he stepped aside when he saw me trying to push the door open. So he left the room.

    me: nis ban jom jea ot jet mane! (so heartless/thoughtless?)
    students: he’s only nice to guys.
    me: oh! haha…

    #1635042
    Avatar of Kadin
    Kadin
    Moderator

    heheheh next time go to class looking like a guy.

    [i]Originally posted by Darony[/i]
    I climbed to my class on the second floor with a bag and 2 folders of exam papers in one hand and a CD player on the other. I used my butt to push open the glass door, as I slipped in I came face to face with one of my students. Apparently he was on his way out, but he stepped aside when he saw me trying to push the door open. So he left the room.

    me: nis ban jom jea ot jet mane! (so heartless/thoughtless?)
    students: he’s only nice to guys.
    me: oh! haha…

    បានចូលសាលា មានសញ្ញាប្រ័ត មិន ប្រាកដថាមានសមត្ថភាពក្នុងកិច្ចការ នោះទេ
    #1635043
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    yap_nass
    Participant

    happened last time I took a cake to work.

    me: so what do you think?
    colleague: it’s nice.
    me: I want to quit my job and open a cake shop. Do you think people will come and buy my cakes?
    colleague: well, you won’t be making much profits considering you’ll spend a fair bit buying Betty Crocker cake mixes for the cakes.
    me: true. better stick to being an ….. then haha

    One of my colleagues is having a birthday on Sat and I’m taking a cake to work tomorrow for morning tea…see what they have to say this time :P

    #1635044
    Avatar of pR3nCess
    pR3nCess
    Participant

    Happened two days ago at a store.

    person: hi..do you think this foundation looks good on me?

    me: hmmm…honestly, it’s too dark for your complexion.

    person: oh, which would you recommend?

    accompanies the person to the foundation aisle.

    me: this one should blend in very nicely with your complexion.

    person: oh, ok, thank you so much! I’d like to speak with your manager to give feedback as how you’ve been so nice and helpful to me.

    me: ummmm….hmmmmm….ok.

    we both go to the customer service place and requests to speak with a manager.

    manager: hello, ladies, how may I help you?

    person: Just wanted to praise you for your great and helpful employees (points at me).

    the manager looked hella confused.

    manager: excuse me?

    person: your employee here was so great at helping me with an item and talked with me and just wanted to let you know that you have great employees.

    manager: uhmmmmm…ahhhhhh….ok but she doesn’t work here.

    ROTFL. I thought it was funny. Happens to me all the time.

    #1635045
    Avatar of BophaSeanghong
    BophaSeanghong
    Participant

    I remember you talked about people who ran to you for such advise at costomics stores last time. funny! :D
    But hey. you must be really pretty and your facial complexion must be way beautiful so that ladies are so into yours. lolz

    [i]Originally posted by pR3nCess[/i]
    Happened two days ago at a store.

    person: hi..do you think this foundation looks good on me?

    me: hmmm…honestly, it’s too dark for your complexion.

    person: oh, which would you recommend?

    accompanies the person to the foundation aisle.

    me: this one should blend in very nicely with your complexion.

    person: oh, ok, thank you so much! I’d like to speak with your manager to give feedback as how you’ve been so nice and helpful to me.

    me: ummmm….hmmmmm….ok.

    we both go to the customer service place and requests to speak with a manager.

    manager: hello, ladies, how may I help you?

    person: Just wanted to praise you for your great and helpful employees (points at me).

    the manager looked hella confused.

    manager: excuse me?

    person: your employee here was so great at helping me with an item and talked with me and just wanted to let you know that you have great employees.

    manager: uhmmmmm…ahhhhhh….ok but she doesn’t work here.

    ROTFL. I thought it was funny. Happens to me all the time.

    #1635046
    Avatar of BophaSeanghong
    BophaSeanghong
    Participant

    too risk for a small profit business this time, better not, huh? lolx

    [i]Originally posted by yap_nass[/i]
    happened last time I took a cake to work.

    me: so what do you think?
    colleague: it’s nice.
    me: I want to quit my job and open a cake shop. Do you think people will come and buy my cakes?
    colleague: well, you won’t be making much profits considering you’ll spend a fair bit buying Betty Crocker cake mixes for the cakes.
    me: true. better stick to being an ….. then haha

    One of my colleagues is having a birthday on Sat and I’m taking a cake to work tomorrow for morning tea…see what they have to say this time :P

    #1635047
    Avatar of Darony
    Darony
    Participant

    lol u r such a bad as, u should have told her u r not working there, yet u just went along..bad bad..hehehe

    [i]Originally posted by pR3nCess[/i]
    Happened two days ago at a store.

    person: hi..do you think this foundation looks good on me?

    me: hmmm…honestly, it’s too dark for your complexion.

    person: oh, which would you recommend?

    accompanies the person to the foundation aisle.

    me: this one should blend in very nicely with your complexion.

    person: oh, ok, thank you so much! I’d like to speak with your manager to give feedback as how you’ve been so nice and helpful to me.

    me: ummmm….hmmmmm….ok.

    we both go to the customer service place and requests to speak with a manager.

    manager: hello, ladies, how may I help you?

    person: Just wanted to praise you for your great and helpful employees (points at me).

    the manager looked hella confused.

    manager: excuse me?

    person: your employee here was so great at helping me with an item and talked with me and just wanted to let you know that you have great employees.

    manager: uhmmmmm…ahhhhhh….ok but she doesn’t work here.

    ROTFL. I thought it was funny. Happens to me all the time.

    #1635048
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    Kadin
    Moderator

    I wrote on the board.

    “Based on this data Nola and Craig can create some charts and graphs.”

    me: What does this sentence need?
    student 1: a coma
    me: Is it dying?
    student 2: Teacher, you need a coma.

    I wrote the word “coma” and “comma” on the board.
    They pulled out their phones to look up the words…followed by some giggling.

    បានចូលសាលា មានសញ្ញាប្រ័ត មិន ប្រាកដថាមានសមត្ថភាពក្នុងកិច្ចការ នោះទេ
    #1635049
    Avatar of Kadin
    Kadin
    Moderator

    I teach on the fourth floor.

    I sat at my desk.
    about 10 minutes before the class ended…

    student: Teacher, can I go home?
    me:: Sure.
    student: Really?
    me:: yes. go.
    student:[/b]:Ahh-sah!

    .
    he gathered his things and rushed to the door. I blocked him at the door

    .
    me:: You have to use the window if you want to go home early.

    he looked at the window.

    student: small window
    me:: out the window or sit back down.

    .

    PS: I’t safe to kid around with my Korean students.
    I would never do this with American students.

    បានចូលសាលា មានសញ្ញាប្រ័ត មិន ប្រាកដថាមានសមត្ថភាពក្នុងកិច្ចការ នោះទេ
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