let’s share some funny moments, thoughts,….

My first attempt at a French conversation

me: slut.
my friend: are you talking to me?
me: yes, sorry, I typed too fast that I missed an “a”, I meant “salut”.
my friend: lol I can’t imagine myself paring with that word.
me: Aww! I’m sorry, I never meant to call u slut, I was trying to practice my French. lol

My boy: toy nnoy mama (refering to his thing)
My mom: you boy is so bad saying such thing to your grandma.
pause. she looked at her unzipped pants.
Mom: oh my!
My boy: mama jenh toynoy dak keh
My mom: …. (looking at me, ‘he was right’)
Lolz

this happened today…not online though

person: what will you give me for my birthday.
me: nothing.
person:
me: are you mad? what have you given me so far?
person: bread.
me: heheeheh i cook and give you food every day.
person: I give you my love.
me: okay, i’ll give you a kiss.
person: I don’t want your kiss.
me: are you you sure? Kiss Chocolate candy tastes very good.
you want “Hugs” too? I can give you that too.
person: and left the room

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[Message last modified 08-18-2011 01:50pm by Kadin]

I give up giving people presents. I dont think I could satisfy them.

hehehe…he calls it “toy nnoy”?
that’s cute. I had never heard of that before.

[i]Originally posted by BophaSeanghong[/i]
My boy: toy nnoy mama (refering to his thing)
My mom: you boy is so bad saying such thing to your grandma.
pause. she looked at her unzipped pants.
Mom: oh my!
My boy: mama jenh toynoy dak keh
My mom: …. (looking at me, ‘he was right’)
Lolz

when it comes to giving things, I’m good at it.

However, I hate shopping for “presents”.

[i]Originally posted by BophaSeanghong[/i]
I give up giving people presents. I dont think I could satisfy them.

Today around lunch time…

me: I love your accent.
person: really?
me: yes. i think you sound so cute when you speak English.
person:

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later in the day

person: ( lay down side way) Do you really like my a.s.scent?
me: *sniff sniff* did you miss shower. It stinks.
person: hoyyyyy 변태!!! (pervert).
me: lolzzzz…

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PS: I was sitting far away when i pretended to sniff

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[Message last modified 08-18-2011 02:29pm by Kadin]

his mom taught him that lol…

[i]Originally posted by Kadin[/i]
hehehe…[b]he calls it “toy nnoy”?[/b]
that’s cute. I had never heard of that before.

[quote]
[i]Originally posted by BophaSeanghong[/i]
My boy: toy nnoy mama (refering to his thing)
My mom: you boy is so bad saying such thing to your grandma.
pause. she looked at her unzipped pants.
Mom: oh my!
My boy: mama jenh toynoy dak keh
My mom: …. (looking at me, ‘he was right’)
Lolz

[/quote]

My 6 months old son farted baby powder in my face. It was so cute and funny!

He would never kiss me

My lab partner and I had a late lunch n went straight to the lab from the cafeteria. Inside, the lecturer asked us to scratch some cells off our mouth’s walls and put it under the microscope then adjust the number. We couldn’t get it right so we asked the lab assistant, a very cute guy, for help. He turned it for a few second and went ” eew, dirty!”…and we went ” ooops”, and red.

ahahahaha…so cute!

[i]Originally posted by xsovanaryx[/i]
My 6 months old son farted baby powder in my face. It was so cute and funny!

*walks out*

[i]Originally posted by Kadin[/i]
this happened today…not online though

[b]person:[/b] what will you give me for my birthday.
[b] me:[/b] nothing.
[b] person:[/b] [img]http://khmer.cc/images/boards/icons/angry.gif[/img]
[b] me:[/b] are you mad? what have you given me so far?
[b] person:[/b] bread.
[b] me:[/b] heheeheh i cook and give you food every day.
[b] person:[/b] I give you my love.
[b] me:[/b] okay, i’ll give you a kiss.
[b] person:[/b] I don’t want your kiss.
[b]me:[/b] are you you sure? Kiss Chocolate candy tastes very good.
you want “Hugs” too? I can give you that too.
[b] person:[/b] [img]http://khmer.cc/images/boards/icons/angry.gif[/img] [i]and left the room[/i]

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[Message last modified 08-18-2011 01:50pm by Kadin]

lol…u sux.

[i]Originally posted by Kadin[/i]
Today around lunch time…

[b] me:[/b] I love your accent.
[b] person:[/b] really?
[b] me:[/b] yes. i think you sound so cute when you speak English.
[b] person:[/b]

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later in the day

[b] person:[/b] [i]( lay down side way)[/i] Do you really like my [i]a.s.scent[/i]?
[b] me:[/b] *sniff sniff* did you miss shower. It stinks.
[b] person:[/b] hoyyyyy 변태!!! (pervert).
[b] me:[/b] lolzzzz…

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PS: I was sitting far away when i pretended to sniff

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[Message last modified 08-18-2011 02:29pm by Kadin]

wat do rabbits eat?

in a French class

teacher: Le lapin blah blah blah ci bla blah blah?
me: Le lapin si karot(carrot)
class: hahahaha
teacher: blah blah blah hahaha
me: :p

LOL…

[i]Originally posted by Darony[/i]
[b]My first attempt at a French conversation[/b]

me: slut.
my friend: are you talking to me?
me: yes, sorry, I typed too fast that I missed an “a”, I meant “salut”.
my friend: lol I can’t imagine myself paring with that word.
me: Aww! I’m sorry, I never meant to call u slut, I was trying to practice my French. lol

he calls his thing that and mama’s thing that ahhahaha

[i]Originally posted by Darony[/i]
his mom taught him that lol…
[quote]
[i]Originally posted by Kadin[/i]
hehehe…[b]he calls it “toy nnoy”?[/b]
that’s cute. I had never heard of that before.

[quote]
[i]Originally posted by BophaSeanghong[/i]
My boy: toy nnoy mama (refering to his thing)
My mom: you boy is so bad saying such thing to your grandma.
pause. she looked at her unzipped pants.
Mom: oh my!
My boy: mama jenh toynoy dak keh
My mom: …. (looking at me, ‘he was right’)
Lolz

[/quote]
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[Message last modified 08-19-2011 01:07am by Kadin]

Not that im ignoring this topic. Just because i cant think of one yet.

I love A B Z, It’s make me dumbest.

We were in the car going away for the weekend, trip is about 2 hours long. My husband had the AC on SUPER COLD because it helps keep him awake when driving. I was freezing cold, our three year old was comfortable because she had her blanket. I decided to tease her a little bit.

Me: *looks over* Hey honey, can you share your pouy (blanket) with Mommy?
Daughter: *doesn’t say anything, hesitates, then nods head reluctantly*
Me: Thanks honey. *pulls enough blanket over to cover just my arm*

*five minutes passes by*

Daughter: *wordlessly pulls back all of her blanket* (lol)
Me: *pulls it back to cover just the arm again*

*5-10 second tug of war ensues*

Me: Aren’t you going to share your pouy with Momma?
Daughter: lifts head off of carseat to look at me directly, quickly yanks her blanket back then says… “NO Mommy, IT’S NOT WORKING!”

Me: *screaming my head off*
Bro: *runs over* What’s wrong?!
Me: I broke a nail!
Bro: Really Linda?
Me: For real! Now I gotta clip ‘em all.
Bro: Fool I thought you were getting abducted or something..
Me: Awwww…you were gonna save me? So sweet.
Bro: Nah.. I was gonna make sure they didn’t take anything valuable.
Me: *lol* If you hear me yelling like that again.. Check on me cause I could be getting abducted for real.

A phone conversation I had with my mom a few months ago.
I posted this in my journal

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I was trying to explain to my mom about the government shutdown.
I didn’t know what “democrat” and “republican” were in Khmer.
She knew them in Khmer but not in English. So, to avoid any confusion, I used “Bush” and “Obama” as names of the parties. She knew which one belonged to which.

me: pee grom ( two groups), okay Mom? Bush and Obama.

Mom: Tah BOos nung Tah Clintong (Bush and Clinton)

me: Bush and Obama, Mom.

Mom: Tah BOos nung Tah Clintong (Bush and Clinton)

me: Mom, Clinton isn’t the president now.

Mom: Tah BOos gaw men main president. (Bush isn’t the president either.)

me: Ok fine…Bush and Clinton.

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Finally, I got to explain to her about the shutdown.

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[Message last modified 08-19-2011 03:07pm by Kadin]

So I busted my lip the other day while playing basketball. This is what my nephew said to me….

JJ: Auntie, what happed to your lip?
Me: Auntie got hurt from playing basketball at the gym.
JJ: Why? Oh because you shoot the ball better than the guy, and he tried to cheat you.

I couldnt stop laughing at his comment. To make it worse, my lip started bleeding even more while i was laughing. haha

lol good one!

[i]Originally posted by Darony[/i]
[b] wat do rabbits eat?[/b]

in a French class

teacher: Le lapin blah blah blah ci bla blah blah?
me: Le lapin [b]si karot(carrot)[/b]
class: hahahaha
teacher: blah blah blah hahaha
me: :p

My parents recently bought a coffee machine for their shop. A customer walked in:

customer: can I please have a mochachino
mum: pardon?
customer: a mochachino
mum: we don’t have that (she’s never heard of a mochachino hehe)

Customer looked puzzled; purchased other things, then walked out.

A few days later:

same customer: can I please have a cafe late?
dad: oh, that coffee machine is only for me and my wife, but it’s ok, I can make you a cafe late.

My convo with my 5 yr old nephew.

J: Ming Da can I have $160
Me: For what J?
J: Dance course (he starts busting it)
Me: What kind of dance and for how many classes?
J: All kinds and no I don’t know for the rest
Me: Go and do your research but yeaaaa no!

He struts away upset and pouting

J: Ming Da, I’m kinda upset with you. Maybe you don’t want to come to my SUPER MARIO birthday party.
Me: No prob J, I save money on not having to buy you a gift
J: I WAS JUST JOKING – I’M SORRY!

Hahahahhaha I <3 both my nephews but this kid is something else.

[Message last modified 08-20-2011 03:27pm by SnowGlobe]