August 27, 2011 at 5:18 am #1635057
I have the fastest and most reliable internet connection in Cambodia. Speed: it can go from 280 kbps to 0 kbps in one second, reliability: it can stay in one digit kbps all day long.
[Message last modified 08-28-2011 05:48am by Darony]I need my ugly sleep!August 27, 2011 at 8:32 pm #1635056
my mom called today.
Mom: allo…on-goy on-goy nirk goun
me: Hi mom…Dad check email nov?
Mom: check rung ei?
me: Chenda tot roop (took pictures) oy …k’yom p’gner(sent) tov Dad’s email.
Mom: (yelled) Paaaaaa, check email blah blah blah
me: Chenda tov rok Mom dae…tae mak aen tov Cali baat (Chenda went to look for you too but you left to California)
Mom: pa-gatch-yo…aen jinch baat baan tov rok.
I forgot to mention that she was mean…
after my dad opened his email…
MOm: Baan hei. Tov meul roop tot sen. ( that’s all.I;m going to look at the pictures.)
Mom: nirk tae pun-nung aen!
[Message last modified 08-28-2011 05:20am by Kadin]បានចូលសាលា មានសញ្ញាប្រ័ត មិន ប្រាកដថាមានសមត្ថភាពក្នុងកិច្ចការ នោះទេAugust 27, 2011 at 8:36 pm #1635055
^ haha @ “pa kach yo”
I’ve never heard those two words for ages.August 27, 2011 at 10:51 pm #1635058
lmao….I need my ugly sleep!August 27, 2011 at 11:19 pm #1635059
A couple are doing some gardening in their back yard. The man looks at his wife bending over and says, “Geez your ass is getting big!” She ignores him. He keeps glancing over, staring at her ass. Finally, he gets out a measuring tape and says, “I bet your ass is bigger than the BBQ!” and starts measuring. Then goes over to the BBQ, measures it and says, “Yes, I knew it! Your ass is definitely bigger than the BBQ!”
Later that night, they are lying in bed. He feels a little frisky and snuggles up to her from behind. She ignore his passes but he doesn’t give up. Finally she rolls over and says, “Do you think that I’m gonna fire up this big ass BBQ for one little wiener?”August 28, 2011 at 2:04 am #1635060August 28, 2011 at 6:09 pm #1635061
[i]Originally posted by yap_nass[/i]
^ haha @ “pa kach yo”
I’ve never heard those two words for ages.August 28, 2011 at 7:01 pm #1635062
this is from my cousin:
highlight of my day
mom – so whats your plan are you still joining the salvation army and gunna go do all that stuff…
me – mum salvation army>? since when was i gunna join the salvation army, the salvation army is a non prophet church organization?
mom – soo you changed your mind again eh? thot you would…
me – mum i think your talking about the army…not the salvation army.
hahah FOB rents some days you cant stand em but you cant live without em.September 4, 2011 at 7:50 am #1635063
My students were doing role play on Friday.
They are 11-12 years old.
Alex (Monkey): They don’t believe me. They don’t like me anymore.Boohoo
ALL : Surprise!!! Surprise!!
Daniel (Fox) : Happy birthday, Monkey.
Alex (Monkey): I’m sorry. I’m never going to lie again.
Ricky (Rabbit): Don’t cry, Monkey. We are your friends.
Eric (Bear): We are your girlfriends.
All the students laughed at Eric.
Ricky laughed the hardest.
Me: heheh Be quiet, Ricky. Eric said “we” so you are Monkey’s girlfriend too.
and Eric, it’s “good friends.”បានចូលសាលា មានសញ្ញាប្រ័ត មិន ប្រាកដថាមានសមត្ថភាពក្នុងកិច្ចការ នោះទេSeptember 4, 2011 at 9:32 am #1635064
From our 10 mile hike in Saratoga yesterday.
relateen: why are you wearing flip flops to go hiking?
me: I’ll be fine…don’t like closed toed shoes.
relateen: if you fall off the cliff coz of your footwear…not going to save you.
SO: don’t look at me either.
me to SO: but you’re wearing flip flops too….you should be worried about you.
relateen: all i’m saying is that I won’t be able to save any of you coz you guys don’t wear the right gears.
me: uh huh….don’t worry…if I fall off the cliff…I’ll make sure to grab you.
relateen: mumbling…never going hiking with old people.